Oh, You Get Ready

I saw this photo on Pinterest last night and told DH we are ssssoooooooo wearing these costumes for Halloween if our baby is here by then!  haha!!!  I can't wait.  :)

My Favorite New Question

Q:  "What is the date of your last menstrual cycle?"

A:  Huh????  :)

Had my gall bladder out.  Will blog about that fun later.

Post-Hysterectomy Fashion

Thank goodness nothing was saved, so I don't have to make fashion decisions.  I'm good with my new jammies.

There is some funny stuff out there, folks.  Funny stuff!

What IF Can Do to You

Jump on over to my other blog to see what I've become . . . you'll enjoy laughing at me!

I Know IF Isn't Funny . . .

. . . BUT this blog is GREAT!!! The blog is 999 Reasons to Laugh at Infertility. I can't say that I've laughed as much as I've read different blog posts and said to myself, "Aahhh . . . So I'm not the only one who's done that?" or "Yep, sounds familiar!" and even "Oh dear. That would be me, wouldn't it?"

If you have struggled to have child in the past or are currently dealing with infertility, you will completely related to this awesome blog. Relate or laugh or roll your eyes or see yourself or any of the other crap that comes with being in the land of IF.

Funnies from Dr. Terrific

Dr. T is a doctor who possesses a great sense of humor while also being a thorough, knowledgeable, and caring professional. One of his funniest quotes ever was, "It's great that you live less than a 1/2 mile from me. That will be convenient when you get pregnant. You'll be able to come down the street, & we can check your cervix in the garage!" Me: "There will be NO checking my cervix in the garage."

Here are some other funny quotes from Dr. T during my visit yesterday:

"I'll let you get changed. I used to stay in here while women disrobed, but someone once told me that it probably wasn't a good idea."

"We've made some changes around here. I had to let two of my girls go because they had no personality."

"One of those girls (that he let go) could probably work for Dr. G&D. Sounds like she'd fit right in!"

"What did we do to you in April?" (I told him about April, using my typical smartass tone.) "Well, good. I like a patient who knows what's going on."

"Well, I wouldn't want to give you the wrong information or make you mad." (I said, "Is that because I know where you live?") His reply, "Well, DUH!"

"Would you like to see pictures of my kids? That's probably not the best question to ask a habitual arborter, huh?" One must obviously have a good rapport with your doc for him to get away with saying something like that. I do, and I laughed while telling him I'm used to that question. His kids are all in college, by the way.

"When I talk with Dr. G&D, I'll make sure to talk to him about the Messiah." Dr. T is Christian & Dr. G&D is Jewish. I hope he mentions the Messiah after they discuss my uterus.

"I look forward to hearing about your sore breasts and nausea soon, so I can give you needles of Lovenox." SO DO I!!!

DH - Funny or Not?

As I'm leaving for work this morning, I kiss my wonderful husband tell him goodbye. Walking down the hall, I hear from behind me, "Good luck getting your hooha dyed!"

So my question . . . DH - Funny or Not? I say funny, but he shouldn't quit his day job! :)

Note: His statement tempted me to dye some other things down there just to confused him. I'm simply not up to that though.