Today is the THIRD Blogaversary of these Fertile Ramblings! The irony of our blogaversary being the same day as Mother's Day is not lost on me. Some of you are celebrating your moms, some are missing your moms, some are celebrating as moms, and some are hating today because we aren't moms. Most of us are doing a combination of two or more of those.
I swear that I was wished a "Happy Mother's Day" by every damn Tom, Dick, Harry and their wives, cousins and friends EVERY single place I went yesterday. Seriously? Just because I am tired, fat, and wearing a wedding ring doesn't mean I'm a mom. I came home and told Mr. Rambler that I wondered how people would react if I responded with, "Oh, EFF Mother's Day!" (insert evil, cheeky laugh) I'll chalk that response up in the same column as kicking stupid people in the head and proper society's other unacceptable reactions to dumb shit.
Thanks for being along this
It's finally time for me to shut up so we can celebrate! Have some cake - as much as you like - and celebrate today's blogaversary with whatever you're doing today. Oh, and don't forget the wine!!!!