Dr. T says that I'll have a uterus as nicely shaped and shiny as the Astrodome. Don't know why he didn't say Cowboys Stadium . . . we'll have to talk about that in the morning.
I'm chugging water for now and plan to take my Cytotec (yuck) just before I'm NPO at midnight. Check in at the hospital is 7:45 in the morning, and I hope to be home by 2:00ish. I swear this bum ute of mine better work, and I'm serious about getting some diamonds encrusted in the damn thing. Don't even think I'm kidding.
I'll try to produce some drug-induced ramblings in the next couple of days just so you can join in on the fun.
7 minutes until I begin cramping like a mother, withering from dehydration, and starving to death. Shit, make that six.