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Sunday, July 13, 2008

Have I covered everything?

Okay . . . so once AF reared her ugly, red-headed slut face, I got busy. And I don't mean bizzay. ;)

  • I finished painting the interior of the house.
  • I got my hairs highlit.
  • I got drunk - at least once. :)
  • I ate sushi, deli meat & hot dogs.
  • I slept on my stomach - every night!
  • I took meds considered non-safe for pg.
  • I changed the cat's box.
  • I drove over the speed limit (as usual).
  • I moved heavy furniture.
Did I cover everything? What else do I need to check off the damn list so I can get a damn BFP? I can get drunk again and eat funky meat again if necessary, but I will NOT paint the house anymore. (Good thing since there's nothing left inside this house to paint.)

Hhhhmmmmm . . . maybe spraying some pesticides or jumping out of an airplane? Better yet, what if I become a crackwhore welfare-recipient? Now THAT will get me pg!

Fine. I'll stop. I'm just being ugly now. I don't want to be a crackwhore in case you were worried. I simply want a baby. And we're getting desperate here. tick tock tick tock tick tock


Wifezzilla said...

Thanks for the comment. And, HA! I did something similar - I got the kitchen ready for painting and cleaned the bathroom with extremely harsh chemicals. When I get home tonight, I am opening the bottle of wine I have been saving. Good luck to you guys!

Wifezzilla said...

And I just realized, this sounds like my rant also - june 13th! isn't it funny how crackwhores have such fantastic fertility?

Deborah said...

I've got a few things you could add to that list, but unless you are willing to become a man, it probably won't work for you. I know that was a low blow, but I understand completely how you feel. I am tired of doing everything right and still getting the BFN, especially when we are surrounded everyday with oops pregnancies and fertile myrtles that can get pregnant regardless of their ten pack a day smoking habit or drinking caffeine by the gallons.

kate said...

I was totally gonna suggest crack, but you took it out of the running. Damn. ;) Can't blame you though. I don't wanna sink that far either.

Kelly said...

Ah, the joys of a BFN. I vote for crack whore. If that won't bring on the BFP, nothing will!

Shanny said...

I'm halfway through the same list, I think you got all of your bases covered =)

Stephanie said...

I think you've covered all of the bases! I'm always thinking of you and sending good vibes your way.

Jess said...

Kristin - I love reading your posts! They always make me smile because I feel this way all too often as well. You wanna become crackwhores together?? ;-) Or should we just remain bitter biotches? I guess we'd make more money being the crackwhores! Thinking of you!!!!!!!

Nit said...

This post made me laugh...I totally can relate. Starting our first IVF this week & want it to work so bad! Willing to do anything (aside from being a crackwhore & I might even consider it) just to get that BFP!?!

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