Well, DH is back in town. He's trying to make up for lost time, if you know what I mean (wink, wink). Last night, as he tried to lure me in to the bedroom, he said in his deep voice, "Come, let me inseminate you." Words every woman wants to hear, huh?
That's when I told him that he would not be able to inseminate me, but I would join him in the bedroom. DH questioningly replied, "Oh, is it not that time?" Guess he thought EVERY day is good for insemination. NOPE!
We had a brief educational moment at that point. He knows he'll never be allowed to leave town during O week again. :) Funny boys . . . they have so much to learn!
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At least he knows now! And maybe it'll make him more prone to planning his trips better. :) I love the sexy, come hither line he used on you. Wow, every girl's fantasy!! **swoon** ha ha ha!! If Jay said that to me, I'd be laughing my arse off, rolling around on the ground.
Next time, tiger. Next time!
Oh, that's funny! Reminds me of the time Mark and I were gettin' it on. Right as things were "getting going" I yelled "Swim boys swim!" Mark nearly lost it, but it was a good stress reliever for us both.
Glad you were able to educate the hubby!
Oh no! Well, I am sure that you gave him a great lesson and hopefully, he took notes. Did you give him a pop quiz afterward? ;)
FWIW -- I think my DH has no clue either....I was just thinking that I might need to give him some edu-ma-cation tonight so that he knows how the magic *really* happens.
Oh my...I just busted out laughing at Todd's oh so persuasive line....that was awesome!
Glad you were able to educate him on the birds and bee's as well! Stupid boys! ;-)
How funny!!! I don't know if I would have been able to compose myself to get to the fun stuff. Yeah, boys are stupid when it comes to this. So glad you were able to have a teaching moment and still get in a laugh. Laughter does lift the stress, even if it's just for a while.
LMAO Todd is too funny!
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Now onto other important business missy. Here is my interview:
1- Was there anything you learned about your hubby after you had been dating for a while that surprised you?
2- What came first: the chicken or the egg?
3- What grade, kindergarden through college, was your favorite?
4- What is your worst bad habit?
5- Hiking up a mountain or laying on the beach?
And here are the directions to post on your blog:
If you would like to play along here are the directions:
1. Leave me a comment & your e-mail address saying, "Interview me." If you dare.
2. I will respond by emailing you five questions. (I get to pick the questions).
3. You will update your blog with the answers to the questions.
4. You will include this explanation and an offer to interview someone else in the same post.
5. When others comment asking to be interviewed, you will ask them five questions. The first five 'askers' get the interview!
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