This is kind of a sucky Show & Tell but you are finding me where I am today. Yes, desperation to become pg is here folks. It's here in full force. How, you ask? Here's how:
- I took Mucinex pre-O. Delightful CM party going on.
- DH received his first "chart observation & training" this week. He acted like he understood, but I don't think he did. Not at all.
- I made sure to respect the 20 minute elevation post-BD.
- I even
ate enjoyedgnawed the entire core of what used to be that damn pineapple yesterday. Wonder if I might be a tad allergic since the inside of my mouth began to swell a bit.
- I'm having bfp/twins/mc (in that order) dreams now. Tell you more about it later.
- I continue to grope myself throughout the day. (Note: Pinching your nipples really hard typically doesn't feel so great - pg or not.)
- I'm already checking tp. Old habits die hard.
- I've started taking deep sniffs of things to see if the smell might gross me out.
- I ate hot dogs and deli meat yesterday in case I get pg and can't have them for a while. Next - sushi.
- I'll start randomly peeing on things around the house soon just to practice. Don't worry, I'll blame the dogs.
- I might get crazy enough to buy some sticks to pee on by the end of the week.
I realize that I could've had green tea, stood on my head, used preseed, had sex hanging from the ceiling fan, and many other thing. This will have to do for now.