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Sunday, March 15, 2009

Show & Tell: Desperation

Tales of the Desperate, AMA, RPL, MTHFR & Unfamous Rambler

This is kind of a sucky Show & Tell but you are finding me where I am today. Yes, desperation to become pg is here folks. It's here in full force. How, you ask? Here's how:

  • I took Mucinex pre-O. Delightful CM party going on.
  • DH received his first "chart observation & training" this week. He acted like he understood, but I don't think he did. Not at all.
  • I made sure to respect the 20 minute elevation post-BD.
  • I even ate enjoyed gnawed the entire core of what used to be that damn pineapple yesterday. Wonder if I might be a tad allergic since the inside of my mouth began to swell a bit.
  • I'm having bfp/twins/mc (in that order) dreams now. Tell you more about it later.
  • I continue to grope myself throughout the day. (Note: Pinching your nipples really hard typically doesn't feel so great - pg or not.)
  • I'm already checking tp. Old habits die hard.
  • I've started taking deep sniffs of things to see if the smell might gross me out.
  • I ate hot dogs and deli meat yesterday in case I get pg and can't have them for a while. Next - sushi.
  • I'll start randomly peeing on things around the house soon just to practice. Don't worry, I'll blame the dogs.
  • I might get crazy enough to buy some sticks to pee on by the end of the week.

I realize that I could've had green tea, stood on my head, used preseed, had sex hanging from the ceiling fan, and many other thing. This will have to do for now.


The Quarke Family said...

More than one or two bites of pineapple do that to me too. Goodluckgoodluckgoodluck.

Lollipop Goldstein said...

I cracked up at the deep sniffs to see if any smells are grossing you out.

And yam cream! Don't forget the yam cream!

Brooke said...

Dang! Sex hanging from the ceiling fan is something I havent tried. I guess anything to give those swimmers a chance right?! jk. I dont think you are allergic to pineapple. My mouth feels that way after eating allot of it to. I am glad you were able to have such a great cm party. I had nothing so I thought I wasnt ovulating yet. Boy was I wrong. Stupid cm screwed me up and we only did the deed the day before I Od. CRAP! I hope that all of your efforts are rewarded with two lines on one of those items you will be peeing on!

Meg said...

I'm crossing my fingers for you!!!!

Marsha said...

First of all, I'M PRAYING HARD!! Second of all, I will email you one fool-proof way to know if you are knocked up. Wayyyyyyyy tooooo graphic to leave as a comment. :)

Kristin said...

Wishing you the very best of luck!

Katie said...

In general I have a very strong sense of smell, but I do find myself during the 2ww taking extra deep breathes to see if maybe something I couldn't smell before stands out to me. I too am having pg/twin dreams and last night I dreamt I went into labor..thinking happy thoughts for you!

Third times a charm said...

I get that same feeling from eating pineapple, but I don't let it stop me. Good luck!

Bluebird said...

Oh my gosh!!! Sorry, I'm cracking up over here :) Love the post, love the photo to illustrate the high points :)

Beautiful Mess said...

LOL @ pinching your nipples. GOOD LUCK! Crossing everything that's crossable for you! Good thing I did my yoga this morning.

Anonymous said...

your post made me giggle .. sex hanging off the ceiling fan will have to give that a try lol

Good luck good luck good luck !!!

Ali xX

WiseGuy said...

Pineapples don't love me either!::

Good Luck with the TTC frolic. Not much that I can say. Making babies used to be fun, that;s what I was once told!

Molly said...

lol- I thought it was 1/5 of the core for 5 days after O....maybe that's why your mouth is swollen! Of course, I could be wrong.

Oh, and for the record-- sex while hanging from the ceiling fan is certainly the trick!!!

Keeping you in my prayers that this is the laast cycle you'll have to grope yourself for any reason other than pure pleasure!

Chelle said...

LOL at pinching your nipples! Good luck. I'm thinking of you!

Cara said...

Well - you got stratagies - that's for darn sure!!

Hoping all the best.

Maria (MKC101103) said...

Peeing on random things and blaming the it. LOL.

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