Holy Mother of God . . . This shouldn't be so difficult. AF is still AWOL. This should be simple: 28 days, bitch arrives, repeat. This is truly basic body stuff here.
Instead, I'm spending every waking and sleeping hour miserable with a huge distended stomach and no AF in sight. To add insult to injury, of course there is no BFP (and you know me, I've been peeing all over stuff). The only positive is that my skin looks half-decent for the first time in years.
Where are you, ya red-headed slut? You always show up - why not NOW? Headed to the doctor on Monday if she doesn't show her ass up by then. THIS IS SO STUPID.