From the looks of what I cleaned out of the bathroom cabinet today, one would surmise that (1) I'm a hoarder of all things feminine product-related, (2) I was preparing for the AF Armageddon, or (3) both. The correct answer is probably #3! I will admit to throwing away two packs of applicators and three chucks. I did keep one new box of pantiliners because, hey, I DO have a cervix ya know.
It is time for me to bequeath the multiple boxes of pads, pantiliners, tampons, OPKs, and HPTs. I am going to offer my maid the sanitary product stuff. She just had yet another baby and can probably use it or give it to other needy women. The OPKs and HPTs are going to my friend, Jenn. Damn. I really should auction all of it off and make some money. Ha!!!
As for my recovery, it's slow. I'm feeling okay but still very sore and weak. Doesn't take much to slow me down. It's a bit frustrating but I'll survive. Still kinda weird to think about it . . . I don't have a uterus. No ovaries. No tubes. I had my entire reproductive system ripped out. Don't worry, though. I'm still checking tp like something is actually going to be there!
2 comments:
I'm all for a bidding war! Let's get this party started.
Hope you feel better soon.
My God, you're a hoarder!
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