This post is not for the faint of heart or sensitive of ears.
In true "I'm a bitchy, bum ute" fashion, she's going out with a bang. True vengeance as if she knows her fate next week. My final period. Ever. And it's a mutherfucker.
At the risk of grossing out half the world (ha! like I've ever cared), here's my rendition of why
My periods have become ridiculous. I am known for having a high tolerance of pain (even on pain meds & anesthesia), but the cramps now double me over at the drop of a hat. Two hours is all it takes to flood a super-plus tampon, pantiliner, panties, and a pair of jeans while leaving prints of where I sit. The clots are disgusting. The GI issues (nausea, lack of appetite, increase of appetite, increased urination, diarrhea, and even hemorrhoids) are stupid too. And did I tell you that this is my THIRD period like this in SIX WEEKS? Yeah. Stupid, I tell ya.
Get this mean, bloody bitch out of me. Now.
|I'm a goner.|