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Thursday, April 1, 2010

Karma's a Bitch, and So Am I.

Over fifteen years ago - I don't remember exactly how many years - I called my Dad at work and told him that we needed to talk.  He noted the serious tone in my voice, and he quickly became the same.

"Daddy, I'm pregnant," I slowly spoke into the phone.  There was silence, but not for long . . .

"Okaaayyy.  Who is the father?" he carefully asked.

"I'm not sure.  I mean, I have a couple of ideas," I regretfully informed him.

"All right.  Well . . . what do you want to do?" my Dad continued.

"I don't know, Dad.  I just don't know!" my voice cracked.

"Okay . . . well . . . uhhmmm . . ." he stammered.

I then began to laugh my ass off.  "April Fool's Day!" I yelled into the phone while carefully dancing around the small living area of my tiny apartment.  I had tears in my eyes because I was laughing so hard.  Luckily I was young and not about to pee in my pants, but I could barely breathe.  I was so proud of myself.  I had fooled my dear ol' Dad!

What was *I* thinking?!  Karma is a bitch, huh?  Oh, the irony.


Lollipop Goldstein said...

That really sucks in retrospect. But it's not karma--not even a sucky April Fools joke warrants this.

Baby bump bound said...

Hi, you visited my blog and I am returning the favor. Your post is ironic, but I don't think it's karma... I still hold out hope that the universe is kind, though it has a hell of a sense of humor!!

Maria (MKC101103) said...

I think I'm laughing so hard because I know you and your sense of humor. That defines irony. LOL.

WiseGuy said...

Oh, who would have known?

How ironic...and painful.

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